Wikipedia defines physiognomy as "the practice of assessing a person's character or personality from their outer appearance—especially the face." While it has been dismissed in modern times as a pseudoscience, this is a falsehood pushed by people who, quite frankly, often fail the check themselves. I aim to demonstrate this phenomenon, for the purposes of both science and comedy. I also dabble in art and graphic design (insert "graphic design is my passion" meme) and am open to commissions. Samples of my work can be found by following the various links provided here.